So I awake this morning to TAP. TAP. TAP. Really early. I’m having some crazy dream and get jolted awake. While in this hazy half awake state trying to distinguish what the fuck this tap-tap-tap noise is…. because I’m not in my logical mind get, it’s not registering. I try to go back to sleep anyways.

Still…… TAP. TAP. TAP.

Yet, I’m a stubborn woman sometimes and I’ve been working my ass off, so I STILL try to go back to sleep. My body is tired, I’ve been doing hard physical training, also in the middle of moving…. I need my rest!

No dice. This fucking tap-tap-tap.

So, I launch myself up out of my bed and into an awake state. Immediately I have to pee. While going “tinkle”, as us big girls call it, I come to realize it’s raining. Wow! Still raining. This has been days now….

…… and then it fucking hits me. Raining.

TAP. FUCKING. TAP.

And this morning I discovered rain has a new mood for me best described in poetic symbolism: &*#%^$&*#!@&^%$#(@!(*!!!!!!!

The rain is an alarm clock with no freaking snooze button. Bastard! To add to that, my computer is running slow today. It never runs slow. I have a list of a gazillion and one things to do and not one looks appealing except yoga class at 6:30pm. Which deems me certifiably crazy because it’s an extremely hard class, in a room over 105 degrees. AND, I’m on my monthly moon. BUT, I know beyond a doubt it will get my mind, body, emotions and soul back in alignment…. the problem is, I have to wait until 6:30 and the day is done.

What does all that equal? I think there is a chance I’m going to be a feisty, feisty woman today.

My "Girl Next Door Look"

Okay, my first post on my spanking new blog! Hi everyone! I’ve needed an outlet of expression for awhile now. I like to write, I always have tons of experiences to share, I’m sexually very charged and it’s a trip to think of having witnesses to it all… it’s voyeurism on a whole new level and I’m a bit of an exhibitionist! A blog is the perfect answer for me, it really is. I think this is going to be a blast. I have so much I look forwarding to sharing.

To start, I was urged by my good friend Kevin to post this photo. He calls it my,  “Girl Next Door” look. It’s one of his favorites and during a very awkward moment that will remain just between us friends, he basically begged me, insisting it was worthy of my first post. (there might have been mojitos involved). Don’t tell him because how cool is it to have a guy beg you for something, but he actually didn’t have to. He’s such a good friend I’d do anything for that guy. Anything you say? Well, within reason. Luckily my reasoning is totally faulty. Anyway, what do you think of the photo?

Truth be told, this girl next door disguised as a blonde babe, has always lead a fairly out there life. I’ve never been able to fit myself into the typical path. I think the juicy part of life is in breaking molds, being daringly true to yourself and following your deepest passions. It makes life full of the unknown, and that is often the best part of the adventure I say!

What will I be sharing with you all here? In a nutshell: Me. The blonde babe. But this blonde babe has a wide and vast range of interests. There are so many nuances to my life and things I adore I don’t even know where to start. You will see me in all my many facets. I’m prone to philosophical ramblings, erotic dreamy drifts, puns… fuck do puns get me off… see, I’m already turned on… words are hot. Learn the power of the mind and I’m telling you, you know how to seduce. I love, love, one more time: I LOVE to seduce. My sexuality is a huge part of me. So is fitness. I love working out, sweating, feeling release through my body in any capacity. It’s enormously cathartic for me and if I don’t have it consistently, I really feel pent up(same goes for sex, and more on that later). I used to be a professional ballerina, so naturally art is huge in my life too. I’m a major yoga junkie. You’ll see bits of me out with my friends and sexy girlfriends, dancing, or maybe hiking, rock climbing, at the ocean. Blonde babe in a bikini photos? Sounds reasonable to me, but then again, I already mentioned my questionable reasoning above.

So let’s see… the condensed version… we have: ramblings, sexy real life stories, erotic dreams, puns, seduction, sexuality, physicality, sweating, release, body, ballet, art, sexy friends, nude in nature, bikinis and travel…  all with words, photos and even video. I think we are off to a roaring, spanking start!

On the topic of spankings. Here’s the minor detail. You have to subscribe to my rss feed,  so I don’t have to dish out any. Please, or your bare ass gets pink. Otherwise I have to put on my latex thigh highs and they take so long to lace up. It’s such a bother. I’ll be all annoyed and have to pull out my riding crop… and you see how complicated and messy this could get? Really, don’t make me do it. It’s simple, subscribe now to join me in my luscious adventures. You, me and your cheeks will be glad you did