Babe’s Boat: Clitoris Pride.
Well, oh my. The woman in my boat is charged and tingling. It just received some attention. In fact, this boat was unexpectedly bumped by a walrus. This walrus is apparently demented he says, and he’s drunken.. which explains why he bumped my boat, of course. Or maybe that rocking motion was implying something else? Rocking my metaphorical online clit to a world wide webgasm, he was. Thanks, Walrus dude. He says he’s sad on this Sunday, no more football soon. That just makes a babe like myself feel much compassion. How ’bout I post on Sundays for you football forlorn guys? I can never be as hot as guys sweating, tackling and swatting each other’s rump, but I’ll damn well do my best and give it the ol’ cheerleader try. You wonder what you should discuss now that football season is coming to a close soon? I have a topic. CLITS. You all can discuss how to lick, suck and nibble on them. Share trade secrets. You can start by getting some inspiration and ideas from a woman who enjoys clits herself… this Blonde Babe. So, overly profane mouthed Walrus, this post is for you, from the fairly hot blonde babe. Please read on…
Blonde Babe in Her Boat
This walrus really made me ponder this whole boat, man and rocking thing. I am not a woman who is unfamiliar with the female anatomy. I’ve spent plenty of time investigating the wonderful nuances of mine and a fleet of boats. Yet still, I was confused. I mean, why is it typically called the man in the boat? Must it be masculine? Should it not be a woman in the boat if it’s my clitoris? My clit is not masculine. Sure, it gets erect, engorged with blood… but is it my hypothetical cock? I think it’s the gateway to my womanhood. Into a realm of pleasure that when a woman is fully in there is no denying her sexual allure. It’s is purely, beautiful, erotic femininity. It can make me loud, wild, heated, passionate, wet, titillated and uninhibited. Now that is some power. Just turn that little button on and a woman’s mind, body and soul can be freed. It is an intrinsic ingredient in the perfect mix which takes me from rational mind to a threshold of pure sensation, wild passion and ultimate release.
I love my clitoris. My clit. My lovely, beautiful, sexy, full of feeling clit. Every woman should have clit pride.
However, the clitoris does unify us with men. Let’s discuss dick for a brief second. And trust me that’s hard(pun so intended) for me because I really love men and their fantastical dicks. Phew. I get a bit charged just typing that. In fact there will be many posts to come about my absolute passion for the male anatomy. But, back on track.. the penis develops from the same mass of tissue as the clitoris in the embryo. It’s like the physical metaphorical unification when a dick is rubbed against a clit. Dicks and clits are nerve twins.
It blows my mind when I hear a woman doesn’t like oral pleasure? Are there many men who don’t like their cock sucked? I’d bet we’d be hard pressed to find them. Although I did meet one man who said he didn’t enjoy blowjobs. Naturally, I took that as a challenge as I looked at him totally dumfounded. “What?!”, says the Blonde Babe. “That’s devastating! I love to suck cock and I take pride in it dammit! Get your cock over here and you will enjoy it!”. But seriously. Why would so many women not enjoy receiving oral sex? A few things come to mind: embarrassment, lack of connection to their orgasm, emotional turbulence with their partner, insecurity, lack of self worth, fear, society brainwashing. Women, pleasure yourself and be pleasured. It’s your body, it’s your orgasm. Yours alone. Or shared. But it’s YOURS.
This all of course doesn’t just relate to a woman’s clit. It’s applies to the whole shebang. As in she-bangs-herself-to-orgasm. How is it women can go their whole lives and never really have a full orgasm? I absolutely am going to passionately write post after post of detailed erotic releases I enjoy until it tantalizes you to explore your own. This is just the start.
Personally, I couldn’t live a fulfilled life without my waves of multiple orgasms. It’s a part of my living, breathing existence. All this talk of my clit, it’s practically screaming at me for attention. This is the Blonde Babe, signing out to go enjoy an explosive series of toe curling orgasms with my woman in my boat: MY PROUD CLITORIS.
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January 29th, 2009 at 2:04 am
Well, I must admit I do feel a bit honored. A modest and quite hot fucking blonde babe dedicating a post to my two favorite things, myself and the clitoris. Perhaps, one of these days soon I’ll use the power of the written word, minus my tendency for the vulgarities, to express the proper way a man should treat such a beautiful and completely feminine clit and perhaps when I do you can rate the post by telling us how many times you had to stop reading and pay some loving attention to your own self.
I will make this one of my Sunday afternoon stops to see if an erotic hot blonde babe can fill my empty Sunday’s.
…and the offer of making you a babe for the post stands
February 2nd, 2009 at 2:09 am
Walrus, you’re whiskers tickle in the best way. There is nothing like linguistic oralistic power to get my panties moist. If you feel erotically inspired to write that post, my clit and I are already titillated by the ideas brewing. The possibilities for orgasms are endless.
Now that the Sunday’s of football have come to their climax, my task is at hand. Luckily, I’m pretty good with my hands.
Thanks for the offer! It would be fantastic to be babe of the post! Moi? Very cool.