I realize I should probably be weary of such heated topics as politics, but this is my blog, I’m the blonde babe, so screw it, I’m going to talk about what floats my blonde lil’ boat. By the by, have you ever heard the saying “little man in a row boat”? Do you know what it refers to? I didn’t until the other day. I girlfriend of mine used that to describe her kitty. No, not her pussy cat. It’s the former, without the latter. Don’t be coy! Now, how we got on the subject of her “former without the latter”,  should be a story for another blondishly blogging day… it’s fairly devious too.

Anyway, I’m getting off topic(which will probably happen a lot here, be forewarned)… onto the festivities and formalities! Should I wear my stars and stripes bikini? Get my orgasmic firecracker off? Purchase a hot new toy to commemorate BBB(Blonde Babe Blog)? This is my official inauguration into Babedom of Blondonia in Blogland. From here on out, I’m dedicating my every waking moment and sleeping dream to expressing my authentic silly, serious, sexy self, right here, for you. (That is a possible exaggeration).

It is auspicious to hurl myself into this new outlet of expression on today, the epic inauguration of Obama as our President. Regardless of what your views may be politically, it is indisputable that this is a moment in our history that will never be forgotten. We have changed as a country and a world. A little over 40 years ago we had slavery. It is profound that We The People, as a collective voice, have chosen and spoken of evolution and a new perspective. I don’t see Obama as our messiah, he is a man amongst us, which makes it all the more real. I also don’t have pie eyed dreams of dramatic change and I know there are challenges ahead for our country. But this is what I do see….

I see him as an example of hope and inspiration amongst great challenge. This is a man who had no one before him to follow. He forged a new path and against many odds. He triumphed in achieving what was believed impossible by generations of minorities. He has broken barriers and now paved the way. It’s a phenomenal lesson of courage, believing in yourself, persevering and overcoming obstacles and naysayers… what a profound example for us all to have as our President! This is huge. And at such a time when we all need a leader, hope and inspiration.

On some small, humble level, it is the same for me here. There is no one paving the way, telling me how to create my life and I typically choose the path less worn. It’s never been easy to be so far off the mold of a stereotypical life and it takes strength. I’ve never been handed anything and I’ve often, really almost always, had challenges. It’s the same for all of us in some way, right? Personally, once I have a vision, I passionately strive towards it… but how easy it is to doubt when there are always detractors or obstacles. Can you imagine if Obama just said, “It’s never been done. I’m not known. My name. I’m black. I can’t do it.”? All the excuses and fears in our minds keep us from our dreams. You have to have the drive, the passion, the determination to believe, even when it might not seem possible to succeed.

Thus, here I am, typing this out for whomever in the world may read it. This whole online world is going to be a wild ride for me. I’m not sure where it will lead. Like Mr. Toad’s at Disneyland, but after shots of Don Julio tequila and Alice is talking dirty. Will my Toad be a Prince if I kiss him? Or will I just get horrid warts and vomit after the teacup ride? Will Alice let me under her cute sexy blue dress? Was her rabbit metaphorical for her fav toy? Time will tell… and you will witness it all, right here.

My "Girl Next Door Look"

Okay, my first post on my spanking new blog! Hi everyone! I’ve needed an outlet of expression for awhile now. I like to write, I always have tons of experiences to share, I’m sexually very charged and it’s a trip to think of having witnesses to it all… it’s voyeurism on a whole new level and I’m a bit of an exhibitionist! A blog is the perfect answer for me, it really is. I think this is going to be a blast. I have so much I look forwarding to sharing.

To start, I was urged by my good friend Kevin to post this photo. He calls it my,  “Girl Next Door” look. It’s one of his favorites and during a very awkward moment that will remain just between us friends, he basically begged me, insisting it was worthy of my first post. (there might have been mojitos involved). Don’t tell him because how cool is it to have a guy beg you for something, but he actually didn’t have to. He’s such a good friend I’d do anything for that guy. Anything you say? Well, within reason. Luckily my reasoning is totally faulty. Anyway, what do you think of the photo?

Truth be told, this girl next door disguised as a blonde babe, has always lead a fairly out there life. I’ve never been able to fit myself into the typical path. I think the juicy part of life is in breaking molds, being daringly true to yourself and following your deepest passions. It makes life full of the unknown, and that is often the best part of the adventure I say!

What will I be sharing with you all here? In a nutshell: Me. The blonde babe. But this blonde babe has a wide and vast range of interests. There are so many nuances to my life and things I adore I don’t even know where to start. You will see me in all my many facets. I’m prone to philosophical ramblings, erotic dreamy drifts, puns… fuck do puns get me off… see, I’m already turned on… words are hot. Learn the power of the mind and I’m telling you, you know how to seduce. I love, love, one more time: I LOVE to seduce. My sexuality is a huge part of me. So is fitness. I love working out, sweating, feeling release through my body in any capacity. It’s enormously cathartic for me and if I don’t have it consistently, I really feel pent up(same goes for sex, and more on that later). I used to be a professional ballerina, so naturally art is huge in my life too. I’m a major yoga junkie. You’ll see bits of me out with my friends and sexy girlfriends, dancing, or maybe hiking, rock climbing, at the ocean. Blonde babe in a bikini photos? Sounds reasonable to me, but then again, I already mentioned my questionable reasoning above.

So let’s see… the condensed version… we have: ramblings, sexy real life stories, erotic dreams, puns, seduction, sexuality, physicality, sweating, release, body, ballet, art, sexy friends, nude in nature, bikinis and travel…  all with words, photos and even video. I think we are off to a roaring, spanking start!

On the topic of spankings. Here’s the minor detail. You have to subscribe to my rss feed,  so I don’t have to dish out any. Please, or your bare ass gets pink. Otherwise I have to put on my latex thigh highs and they take so long to lace up. It’s such a bother. I’ll be all annoyed and have to pull out my riding crop… and you see how complicated and messy this could get? Really, don’t make me do it. It’s simple, subscribe now to join me in my luscious adventures. You, me and your cheeks will be glad you did